ppl that hate bugs to the point of wanting to hurt them are the biggest cowards of all just take your L and admit ur afraid of a tiny brittle shell full of goo w a few legs and leave them alone
The signs as things my 10 year old sister has said
Aires: I will suplex this dog and feel guilty about it
Taurus: *after hurting leg* I wish I could use my leg that’s the leg I kick you with
Gemini: I’m gonna fight the pillow
Cancer:if I see another picture of that red kid with shades and bird hair I’m gonna snAP
Leo: oooooooooo cattie
Virgo: if I had a penny for every time I had to hold myself back from kicking you
Libra: I’m gonna eat a crayon you can’t stop me
Scorpio: shut up I’m watching naruto
Sagittarius: *spelling horse* h-o-r-s-e-i-e
Capricorn: f the fuck up
Aquarius: in other news, linguine
Pisces: ooooo fishi frend
Source: sunset1warrior
you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.
